27 April 2009

Picture Links? Pandemic?

My picture links are driving me nuts right now. Be patient. I will try to figure out what I am doing wrong. I got yesterday's pictures up after a big struggle, and now I have another big struggle with today's.

The Burger King here in Ardmore also has a helluva wifi hotspot. That is where I am now, here at Burger King with the poor people.

Now as for this alleged pandemic. . . . .One cannot trust those cable news networks. They love to yell words like "pandemic," and literally scare the shit out of every little old lady in the country.

But in any event, Sarah, I have discussed the "flu pandemic" with Nurse Rick. (I had no idea what you were talking about when you kept saying "don't catch the flu" just before my departure.) Nurse Rick pointed me to the official CDC site. Those are the only folks we are going to pay any attention to.

Rick also tells me that we do not know how this particular strain of swine flu is spread. He simply suggested that I get very compulsive about washing my hands. I have done just that. Lady Macbeth was not more compulsive about this than I am now. It does not seem very cowboy-like to be continually washing my hands, but I will live with it. And I am about to go into very serious cowboy mode.

My own individual research indicates that this particular strain of swine flu is only killing people between the ages of 20 and 40 anyway.

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